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Sh*tty Mum explained Sh*tty Mum , review Sh*tty Mum , trailer Sh*tty Mum , box office Sh*tty Mum , analysis Sh*tty Mum , Sh*tty Mum ef09 Children They Want Everything And They Want It Now They Don T Care About Killing Your Sex Life Or The Way They Add Six Inches To The Length Of Your Breasts, And They Sure As Hell Don T Give A Sh T That You Only Slept Four Hours Last Night Any Person, Physical Need Or Dream That Takes You Away From Them For Even Five Seconds Is Their Natural Enemy And Must Be Crushed With Loud, Endless CriesThis Book Is About How To Survive Babies, And What They Grow Into Children It S About Shortcuts And Parenting With % Effort You Ll Learn How To Ignore, Avoid, Threaten And Lie In Easy To Skim While Locked In The Bathroom Mini Chapters, Plus Valuable How To Fake It Tips To Help You Through Those Days When There Isn T Enough Sh Tty Advice In The WorldWe Get You We Get Your Little Dictators And We Can Help

  • ebook
  • 225 pages
  • Sh*tty Mum
  • Laurie Kilmartin
  • 10 May 2017

About the Author: Laurie Kilmartin

Laurie Kilmartin is an American comedienne and writer best known for being a finalist on Last Comic Standing season 7 She is currently a staff writer for the Conan O Brien show Conan.Source



10 thoughts on “Sh*tty Mum

  1. says:

    First, let me clarify that this is a tongue in cheek parenting guide Some of the other reviewers seem to have missed that aspect So while it s inappropriate, it s hilariously so, and as a sh tty mom myself, I loved it With chapters like How to Drop Off Your Sick Kid at Daycare Before the Teacher Figures It Out if you don t take their temperature, you can t lie about their temperature , Worst Children s Book The Giving Tree vs Love You Forever I think we all know the winner here and my personal favorite, Someone Stole Your Baby Name aka Ballad of the First Aidan Mom, this book had me rolling with the ugly inhale gasp kind of laughter.Structured like the many parenting guides out there, each chapter features little callout tips and reminders This one comes from the chapter, Ten Second Rule Pacifier on the Ground, and states remember if you are the kind of person who thought to bring a backup pacifier, this book is not for you Sorry If you find these chapter titles give you a chuckle, you are going to love this book If you are offended, even mildly, then maybe pass on this one But you ll be missing out, and all the sh tty moms like myself will be judging you JUDGING You Now excuse me, my kid got a hold of my iPhone in the time it took to write this review, and I must go reclaim it before he closes my online shopping session I received this ebook as an ARC via NetGalley.

  2. says:

    First, let me clarify that this is a tongue in cheek parenting guide Some of the other reviewers seem to have missed that aspect So while it s inappropriate, it s hilariously so, and as a sh tty mom myself, I loved it With chapters like How to Drop Off Your Sick Kid at Daycare Before the Teacher Figures It Out if you don t take their temperature, you can t lie about their temperature , Worst Children s Book The Giving Tree vs Love You Forever I think we all know the winner here and my personal favorite, Someone Stole Your Baby Name aka Ballad of the First Aidan Mom, this book had me rolling with the ugly inhale gasp kind of laughter.Structured like the many parenting guides out there, each chapter features little callout tips and reminders This one comes from the chapter, Ten Second Rule Pacifier on the Ground, and states remember if you are the kind of person who thought to bring a backup pacifier, this book is not for you Sorry If you find these chapter titles give you a chuckle, you are going to love this book If you are offended, even mildly, then maybe pass on this one But you ll be missing out, and all the sh tty moms like myself will be judging you JUDGING You Now excuse me, my kid got a hold of my iPhone in the time it took to write this review, and I must go reclaim it before he closes my online shopping session I received this ebook as an ARC via NetGalley.

  3. says:

    First, let me clarify that this is a tongue in cheek parenting guide Some of the other reviewers seem to have missed that aspect So while it s inappropriate, it s hilariously so, and as a sh tty mom myself, I loved it With chapters like How to Drop Off Your Sick Kid at Daycare Before the Teacher Figures It Out if you don t take their temperature, you can t lie about their temperature , Worst Children s Book The Giving Tree vs Love You Forever I think we all know the winner here and my personal favorite, Someone Stole Your Baby Name aka Ballad of the First Aidan Mom, this book had me rolling with the ugly inhale gasp kind of laughter.Structured like the many parenting guides out there, each chapter features little callout tips and reminders This one comes from the chapter, Ten Second Rule Pacifier on the Ground, and states remember if you are the kind of person who thought to bring a backup pacifier, this book is not for you Sorry If you find these chapter titles give you a chuckle, you are going to love this book If you are offended, even mildly, then maybe pass on this one But you ll be missing out, and all the sh tty moms like myself will be judging you JUDGING You Now excuse me, my kid got a hold of my iPhone in the time it took to write this review, and I must go reclaim it before he closes my online shopping session I received this ebook as an ARC via NetGalley.

  4. says:

    First, let me clarify that this is a tongue in cheek parenting guide Some of the other reviewers seem to have missed that aspect So while it s inappropriate, it s hilariously so, and as a sh tty mom myself, I loved it With chapters like How to Drop Off Your Sick Kid at Daycare Before the Teacher Figures It Out if you don t take their temperature, you can t lie about their temperature , Worst Children s Book The Giving Tree vs Love You Forever I think we all know the winner here and my personal favorite, Someone Stole Your Baby Name aka Ballad of the First Aidan Mom, this book had me rolling with the ugly inhale gasp kind of laughter.Structured like the many parenting guides out there, each chapter features little callout tips and reminders This one comes from the chapter, Ten Second Rule Pacifier on the Ground, and states remember if you are the kind of person who thought to bring a backup pacifier, this book is not for you Sorry If you find these chapter titles give you a chuckle, you are going to love this book If you are offended, even mildly, then maybe pass on this one But you ll be missing out, and all the sh tty moms like myself will be judging you JUDGING You Now excuse me, my kid got a hold of my iPhone in the time it took to write this review, and I must go reclaim it before he closes my online shopping session I received this ebook as an ARC via NetGalley.

  5. says:

    First, let me clarify that this is a tongue in cheek parenting guide Some of the other reviewers seem to have missed that aspect So while it s inappropriate, it s hilariously so, and as a sh tty mom myself, I loved it With chapters like How to Drop Off Your Sick Kid at Daycare Before the Teacher Figures It Out if you don t take their temperature, you can t lie about their temperature , Worst Children s Book The Giving Tree vs Love You Forever I think we all know the winner here and my personal favorite, Someone Stole Your Baby Name aka Ballad of the First Aidan Mom, this book had me rolling with the ugly inhale gasp kind of laughter.Structured like the many parenting guides out there, each chapter features little callout tips and reminders This one comes from the chapter, Ten Second Rule Pacifier on the Ground, and states remember if you are the kind of person who thought to bring a backup pacifier, this book is not for you Sorry If you find these chapter titles give you a chuckle, you are going to love this book If you are offended, even mildly, then maybe pass on this one But you ll be missing out, and all the sh tty moms like myself will be judging you JUDGING You Now excuse me, my kid got a hold of my iPhone in the time it took to write this review, and I must go reclaim it before he closes my online shopping session I received this ebook as an ARC via NetGalley.

  6. says:

    First, let me clarify that this is a tongue in cheek parenting guide Some of the other reviewers seem to have missed that aspect So while it s inappropriate, it s hilariously so, and as a sh tty mom myself, I loved it With chapters like How to Drop Off Your Sick Kid at Daycare Before the Teacher Figures It Out if you don t take their temperature, you can t lie about their temperature , Worst Children s Book The Giving Tree vs Love You Forever I think we all know the winner here and my personal favorite, Someone Stole Your Baby Name aka Ballad of the First Aidan Mom, this book had me rolling with the ugly inhale gasp kind of laughter.Structured like the many parenting guides out there, each chapter features little callout tips and reminders This one comes from the chapter, Ten Second Rule Pacifier on the Ground, and states remember if you are the kind of person who thought to bring a backup pacifier, this book is not for you Sorry If you find these chapter titles give you a chuckle, you are going to love this book If you are offended, even mildly, then maybe pass on this one But you ll be missing out, and all the sh tty moms like myself will be judging you JUDGING You Now excuse me, my kid got a hold of my iPhone in the time it took to write this review, and I must go reclaim it before he closes my online shopping session I received this ebook as an ARC via NetGalley.

  7. says:

    First, let me clarify that this is a tongue in cheek parenting guide Some of the other reviewers seem to have missed that aspect So while it s inappropriate, it s hilariously so, and as a sh tty mom myself, I loved it With chapters like How to Drop Off Your Sick Kid at Daycare Before the Teacher Figures It Out if you don t take their temperature, you can t lie about their temperature , Worst Children s Book The Giving Tree vs Love You Forever I think we all know the winner here and my personal favorite, Someone Stole Your Baby Name aka Ballad of the First Aidan Mom, this book had me rolling with the ugly inhale gasp kind of laughter.Structured like the many parenting guides out there, each chapter features little callout tips and reminders This one comes from the chapter, Ten Second Rule Pacifier on the Ground, and states remember if you are the kind of person who thought to bring a backup pacifier, this book is not for you Sorry If you find these chapter titles give you a chuckle, you are going to love this book If you are offended, even mildly, then maybe pass on this one But you ll be missing out, and all the sh tty moms like myself will be judging you JUDGING You Now excuse me, my kid got a hold of my iPhone in the time it took to write this review, and I must go reclaim it before he closes my online shopping session I received this ebook as an ARC via NetGalley.

  8. says:

    First, let me clarify that this is a tongue in cheek parenting guide Some of the other reviewers seem to have missed that aspect So while it s inappropriate, it s hilariously so, and as a sh tty mom myself, I loved it With chapters like How to Drop Off Your Sick Kid at Daycare Before the Teacher Figures It Out if you don t take their temperature, you can t lie about their temperature , Worst Children s Book The Giving Tree vs Love You Forever I think we all know the winner here and my personal favorite, Someone Stole Your Baby Name aka Ballad of the First Aidan Mom, this book had me rolling with the ugly inhale gasp kind of laughter.Structured like the many parenting guides out there, each chapter features little callout tips and reminders This one comes from the chapter, Ten Second Rule Pacifier on the Ground, and states remember if you are the kind of person who thought to bring a backup pacifier, this book is not for you Sorry If you find these chapter titles give you a chuckle, you are going to love this book If you are offended, even mildly, then maybe pass on this one But you ll be missing out, and all the sh tty moms like myself will be judging you JUDGING You Now excuse me, my kid got a hold of my iPhone in the time it took to write this review, and I must go reclaim it before he closes my online shopping session I received this ebook as an ARC via NetGalley.

  9. says:

    First, let me clarify that this is a tongue in cheek parenting guide Some of the other reviewers seem to have missed that aspect So while it s inappropriate, it s hilariously so, and as a sh tty mom myself, I loved it With chapters like How to Drop Off Your Sick Kid at Daycare Before the Teacher Figures It Out if you don t take their temperature, you can t lie about their temperature , Worst Children s Book The Giving Tree vs Love You Forever I think we all know the winner here and my personal favorite, Someone Stole Your Baby Name aka Ballad of the First Aidan Mom, this book had me rolling with the ugly inhale gasp kind of laughter.Structured like the many parenting guides out there, each chapter features little callout tips and reminders This one comes from the chapter, Ten Second Rule Pacifier on the Ground, and states remember if you are the kind of person who thought to bring a backup pacifier, this book is not for you Sorry If you find these chapter titles give you a chuckle, you are going to love this book If you are offended, even mildly, then maybe pass on this one But you ll be missing out, and all the sh tty moms like myself will be judging you JUDGING You Now excuse me, my kid got a hold of my iPhone in the time it took to write this review, and I must go reclaim it before he closes my online shopping session I received this ebook as an ARC via NetGalley.

  10. says:

    First, let me clarify that this is a tongue in cheek parenting guide Some of the other reviewers seem to have missed that aspect So while it s inappropriate, it s hilariously so, and as a sh tty mom myself, I loved it With chapters like How to Drop Off Your Sick Kid at Daycare Before the Teacher Figures It Out if you don t take their temperature, you can t lie about their temperature , Worst Children s Book The Giving Tree vs Love You Forever I think we all know the winner here and my personal favorite, Someone Stole Your Baby Name aka Ballad of the First Aidan Mom, this book had me rolling with the ugly inhale gasp kind of laughter.Structured like the many parenting guides out there, each chapter features little callout tips and reminders This one comes from the chapter, Ten Second Rule Pacifier on the Ground, and states remember if you are the kind of person who thought to bring a backup pacifier, this book is not for you Sorry If you find these chapter titles give you a chuckle, you are going to love this book If you are offended, even mildly, then maybe pass on this one But you ll be missing out, and all the sh tty moms like myself will be judging you JUDGING You Now excuse me, my kid got a hold of my iPhone in the time it took to write this review, and I must go reclaim it before he closes my online shopping session I received this ebook as an ARC via NetGalley.

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